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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Who's in the captain's chair?
Kyle Fucking Orton
One year extension for the top prospect for the Bears starting quarterback position. Muhammed open after a short slant? Berrian open off a deep post? No. We got no receivers but fuck it, at least he's not going deep!
I once saw him down a fifth of Jimmy while still completing a 3 yard pass to the running back and then urinating out a fire that was about to take the lives of a family of walruses.
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God Bless Kyle Orton...
I once saw him down a fifth of Jimmy while still completing a 3 yard pass to the running back and then urinating out a fire that was about to take the lives of a family of walruses.
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