WTF?

What The Fire...?
You guys honestly think that this fire is a good enough excuse to not be putting any posts on the blog? I know some of you lazy asses have been sitting at home for the last couple days so there is no excuse...I want action. I ecpect more from you all. I miss you.

Turkey Day!

Since we are in the Holiday season now and these things seem to be on everyone's mind I thought I would talk about my favorite day of the year. Thanksgiving is a time of family and friends, turkey and togetherness, but what is the most important part of all? I know some of you are thinking football or two days off work (yay!) but seriously folks, we all know it is about the dinking.

I for one was passed out by 7pm last year and kinda figure it will wind up the same this time around. Wake up at 7am, crack a bottle of wine and start cooking the turkey is my M.O. 8 bottles of wine, a bottle of vodka and kahlua (yes white russians have become as much of the tradition as the turkey) and a couple cases of beer later we all yell "what's up?" and you know what that means.

Tell me what your favorite part of turkey day is and maybe we can make all your dreams come true this year!

The Season is NOW!

The season is here. We are all a year older, a year wiser, we’ve exchanged bonds put down by our forefathers. We are at a time in our life where a man can be a man and women can be women. We are at one of the only times out of the year you can drink whenever you want and no one second guesses you. They don’t say “You might have a drinking problem.” Or, “I like you better when you’re sober.” Or, “Don’t I make you happy? Why do you have to drink to have a good time? What? Am I not pretty enough for you? I try to hard to make you happy. I came right over and hurried up and when I get here, you’re passed out on the floor. What do I have to do to make you love me?”

They don’t say that, because this is Halloween. There’s a chill in the air and the supermarket is flooded with pumpkin flavored beer that on any other month of the year you would hate, but love in October.

The Skinny:
What’s everyone doing for Halloween.
I personally got nothin’.

I can haz blogspace?

This will not be a full-on post. Just a couple of points...

Ok, so four of you have registered as authors. Good job. We're going to get this thing going if i have to drag you kicking and screaming across the finish line.

I'm going to make it easy for everyone to participate. Leave me a comment on a song I should learn on guitar. I'm tired of playing most of the same old stuff, and want to be entertaining next time I'm drunk off Jaeger. Leave comments of songs. Go ahead. Comment now.

Hmmm.. drunk off Jaeger. Maybe even naked off Jaeger!

Scene of the crime

How the La Jolla sink-hole is a metaphor for why I hate you…

As foretold, a blog about me being allergic to seafood and in result will not be going diving for lobsters.

O.K, hate may be a strong word, but you wanna know what really grinds my gears...people not understanding my dislike for seafood. it's a fact that nobody can except, i tell somebody i don't eat seafood and it's "what?!, are you sure? have you tried (insert sickening underwater creature here)...I'm sorry, it's gross. i had to start telling people I'm allergic to it, just because when they hear that, they're suddenly understanding, but god forbid i just don't like the sea shit, cuss then i have to listen to a ten minute speech about it being scrumptious (promise Jonas i would get that word in my first blog).

None the less, i just wanted to get this blog thing running.....so please, comment, rip me for gayness, write you're own blog...but just do something!