The season is here. We are all a year older, a year wiser, we’ve exchanged bonds put down by our forefathers. We are at a time in our life where a man can be a man and women can be women. We are at one of the only times out of the year you can drink whenever you want and no one second guesses you. They don’t say “You might have a drinking problem.” Or, “I like you better when you’re sober.” Or, “Don’t I make you happy? Why do you have to drink to have a good time? What? Am I not pretty enough for you? I try to hard to make you happy. I came right over and hurried up and when I get here, you’re passed out on the floor. What do I have to do to make you love me?”
They don’t say that, because this is Halloween. There’s a chill in the air and the supermarket is flooded with pumpkin flavored beer that on any other month of the year you would hate, but love in October.
The Skinny:
What’s everyone doing for Halloween.
I personally got nothin’.
3 comments:
Well done, sir. Good to see another person step up to the plate. Halloween... umm... yeah, i'm dressing up. I just don't know what as. And drinking some of that seasonably good pumpkin beer.
I saw someone dressed as Kim Jong-Il last year. He had a mini nuclear bomb in his hand. it was awesome.
i got a great idea for a costume...I'll be the head if someone wants to be the ass....who's it gonna be???
I would never try to make you love me...if you don't love me for who I am then there is no point.
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