Saturday, November 17, 2007

Oh, Lord, this is stupid...

First of all... I'm wasted. It's 2:3o, i just had too many shots of jager, and if i remember correctly (and that's a stretch right now), i just left a present in our former neighbors' front porch. Ugh. It hurts.

Anyway, besides the fact that it's amazing that I can even effing type correctly right now, I found an amazing video. A couple of my recent posts have incorporated pictures or kitsch from popular culture, but I suppose I'll adopt that as my thang... whatever. I own that. Well, here's my new fetish... white chicks with gang signs.




So retarded and yet... I want them. They flash the ghetto shit and i wanna get wit' it. Lean wit' it and rock wit' it. Is that so wrong??? FUCK YOU... I didn't want your opinion any damn way.

Right now I love the fact that I'm going to regret this in the morning.

While I'm at it... I'm going to personally guarantee that we beat Boston College. I've had too much to drink, I don't know the players, BC is as motivated as we are to get to the ACC Championship, but fuck it. We're going to win. We started Matt Ryan's career by actually killing him, and we can end it, too. See exhibit A:



Trust me, he died during that hit. Dunham laid the wood so hard that he was KILLED. However, since then he has lived as the dead to ruin the season of many an ACC opponent *ahem, Virginia Tech, cough*. He doesn't seem to know how to lose. Except for maybe to Maryland. Or to some old fart named Bobby. But fuck those discrepancies. Doesn't matter. He still doesn't know how to REALLY lose. We'll just assume that BC was kicking it to rest up for the divisional championship vs. CU. We beat both of those teams this year, and we'll show Matty Ice to the loser's bracket FOR REAL for real.

Then we're coming for you, Virginia Tech. Like a thief in the night... who might die mid-mission. I don't know. I can't guarantee that win. Even drunk, I'm not a complete idiot.

Anyway, I feel the need to leave you with hot women. Call me generous. Don't say the Jason never gave ya nothin'........





aaaaaand because i think i love her....



Alright, drunk and sleep. Peace out, bitches...

mnij

1 comment:

Michael Farradae said...

hi sir.

none of the youtube videos worked :(

i miss you, hope to see you tonight.