I only write this to make one minor point. I say we make this weekend look like this scene....
RAMPAGE!!!!! I call the Wolf.
Friday, January 25, 2008
This weekend.
So... I hate office work. I hate it even more now that I get to spend most of my time out of it. I don't mean to bitch, but I've had a taste of freedom and it... is... delicious.
I only write this to make one minor point. I say we make this weekend look like this scene....
RAMPAGE!!!!! I call the Wolf.
I only write this to make one minor point. I say we make this weekend look like this scene....
RAMPAGE!!!!! I call the Wolf.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Roles for the Movie
As promised, the new movie will be written next month and filming be start in march.
Here are the roles available.
Please don't discuss what roles you are going with anyone.
It's kinda like Fight Club, the first role of You Got Cubed is you don't talk about You Got Cubed.
The second, well, you get the idea.
So. We'll begin auditions whenever I buy a camera for this.
You can talk to me about any of the roles.
All names are subject to change.
Please choose characters based on your availability to waste time on this.
Enjoy.
You Got Cubed Script
Cast:
1.) Barry Bostwick
a. This is prolly gonna be me
2.) Sancho Panda
a. Long time friend and trainer
b. Male
c. Mexican Heritage
3.) Flowers Schulmann
a. Falls in love with Barry
b. Who can blame her
c. Woman, prolly Karen
4.) Stoudamire “Check Mate” Jonez
a. The enemy
b. Competes in Dancing and Calculus competition
c. German
d. Male
5.) Billy “The Shakes” Dirtrat
a. Bookie
b. Male
c. Shady Character in general
d. Ties to fix the competitions for financial gain
e. Bribes Barry
f. American
g. He might be French actually
h. We’ll figure out a new name later
6.) Margaret Thatcher
a. Woman
b. Total Whore
c. Tries to convince Barry to go to the dirty side
d. Has to dress like a tramp
7.) Dr. Bribel Knorchelz
a. We’ll make this guy Indian
b. Native American I mean
c. He’s a doctor that kinda like does stuff during the movie say that Barry’s training to too strenuous
d. Is also against Barry doing drugs
e. Male
f. We’ll give him a feather too, like a headband
8.) Chester Dollarbags
a. This guy is rich and funds Barry’s training and entry fee
9.) Snagglepuss
a. This is Barry’s Zombie brother
b. He eventually dies
c. Male
10.) Bart Darby
a. The American dancer from the street
b. Calculus master but retired
c. He’s sorta like Apollo Creed in Rocky III
d. Male
e. You may have to put on make-up to appear African American
i. This is only preferred
11.) Franz “Roundhouse” Bullschtein
a. German
b. Stoudamire’s Trainer
12.) Burgess Meredith
a. This is Stoudamire’s girlfriend
b. She talks a lot of trash
c. I’m thinking she’ll be American
d. She’s a mild whore
i. Dresses semi-trashy
13.) Ma Bostwick
a. Barry’s Mom
b. She’s Old
Here are the roles available.
Please don't discuss what roles you are going with anyone.
It's kinda like Fight Club, the first role of You Got Cubed is you don't talk about You Got Cubed.
The second, well, you get the idea.
So. We'll begin auditions whenever I buy a camera for this.
You can talk to me about any of the roles.
All names are subject to change.
Please choose characters based on your availability to waste time on this.
Enjoy.
You Got Cubed Script
Cast:
1.) Barry Bostwick
a. This is prolly gonna be me
2.) Sancho Panda
a. Long time friend and trainer
b. Male
c. Mexican Heritage
3.) Flowers Schulmann
a. Falls in love with Barry
b. Who can blame her
c. Woman, prolly Karen
4.) Stoudamire “Check Mate” Jonez
a. The enemy
b. Competes in Dancing and Calculus competition
c. German
d. Male
5.) Billy “The Shakes” Dirtrat
a. Bookie
b. Male
c. Shady Character in general
d. Ties to fix the competitions for financial gain
e. Bribes Barry
f. American
g. He might be French actually
h. We’ll figure out a new name later
6.) Margaret Thatcher
a. Woman
b. Total Whore
c. Tries to convince Barry to go to the dirty side
d. Has to dress like a tramp
7.) Dr. Bribel Knorchelz
a. We’ll make this guy Indian
b. Native American I mean
c. He’s a doctor that kinda like does stuff during the movie say that Barry’s training to too strenuous
d. Is also against Barry doing drugs
e. Male
f. We’ll give him a feather too, like a headband
8.) Chester Dollarbags
a. This guy is rich and funds Barry’s training and entry fee
9.) Snagglepuss
a. This is Barry’s Zombie brother
b. He eventually dies
c. Male
10.) Bart Darby
a. The American dancer from the street
b. Calculus master but retired
c. He’s sorta like Apollo Creed in Rocky III
d. Male
e. You may have to put on make-up to appear African American
i. This is only preferred
11.) Franz “Roundhouse” Bullschtein
a. German
b. Stoudamire’s Trainer
12.) Burgess Meredith
a. This is Stoudamire’s girlfriend
b. She talks a lot of trash
c. I’m thinking she’ll be American
d. She’s a mild whore
i. Dresses semi-trashy
13.) Ma Bostwick
a. Barry’s Mom
b. She’s Old
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Super, my ass
With apologies to our one friend who likes that team from New York...
In my opinion, this was a shitty weekend of football. Our current hometown team lost, the storybook that IS Brett Favre lost, the Masshole Patriots are still undefeated, and the mildly retarded Mannging brother is in the Super Bowl. Excuse me, low grade learning disability? Eh, fuck it, retarded. Seriously, does anybody else look at the expressions on his face and just get the feeling that he'd rather be somewhere throwing a frisbee or chasing butterflies?
So yeah, the Super Bowl is going to blow. I fucking hate the Patriots. Their coach is an asshole, and the only thing entertaining about him is that we can laugh at those dumbshit cutoff, oversized, six year old sweatshirts. The real bitch of it? It was so cold in New England this past weekend that I didn't even get THAT pleasure while watching San Diego go down. In the two weeks before this so called Super Bowl, we get to see Tom Brady's smug ass smirk on camera while saying things that pass as humble. FUCK.
Then on the other side of the ball, we have the Little Giant Urban Achievers. Somehow, Miss Eliza Manning has been playing above herself for a couple of weeks now. Who doesn't believe that it's only a matter of time before she realizes that she's the SHITTY Manning? I give it a quarter and a half into the game... then we'll see that familiar confused look that we've all grown to love and she'll throw a touchdown pass... to a Patriots defensive back.
Besides, didn't we just see this game like three weeks ago? At least the commercials will be better. Who knows, it could be a close game again... but honestly, I hate the Pats, i dislike the Giants, and I could give a rat's ass who wins this game.
You know what I do like? Guacamole. Mmmm....
In my opinion, this was a shitty weekend of football. Our current hometown team lost, the storybook that IS Brett Favre lost, the Masshole Patriots are still undefeated, and the mildly retarded Mannging brother is in the Super Bowl. Excuse me, low grade learning disability? Eh, fuck it, retarded. Seriously, does anybody else look at the expressions on his face and just get the feeling that he'd rather be somewhere throwing a frisbee or chasing butterflies?
So yeah, the Super Bowl is going to blow. I fucking hate the Patriots. Their coach is an asshole, and the only thing entertaining about him is that we can laugh at those dumbshit cutoff, oversized, six year old sweatshirts. The real bitch of it? It was so cold in New England this past weekend that I didn't even get THAT pleasure while watching San Diego go down. In the two weeks before this so called Super Bowl, we get to see Tom Brady's smug ass smirk on camera while saying things that pass as humble. FUCK.
Then on the other side of the ball, we have the Little Giant Urban Achievers. Somehow, Miss Eliza Manning has been playing above herself for a couple of weeks now. Who doesn't believe that it's only a matter of time before she realizes that she's the SHITTY Manning? I give it a quarter and a half into the game... then we'll see that familiar confused look that we've all grown to love and she'll throw a touchdown pass... to a Patriots defensive back.
Besides, didn't we just see this game like three weeks ago? At least the commercials will be better. Who knows, it could be a close game again... but honestly, I hate the Pats, i dislike the Giants, and I could give a rat's ass who wins this game.
You know what I do like? Guacamole. Mmmm....
Friday, January 11, 2008
Stupid Fuzzy Boots
Does anyone else have a problem with those lame ass Uggs boots, or whatever the fuck they are called, that all these girls wear these days? Let's see here, its southern california, practically mexico really, and there isn't any snow within, what, 100 miles and these stupid girls are wearing these gay ass boots like they were in Aspen or something. What is the f'ing deal? Im not preceisely sure why it pisses me off so much, maybe because its like these dumb hu-ahs think they are hollywood stars or some shit, but it really grinds my gears if you know what I mean.
Monday, January 7, 2008
work sucks
How bad is it to return to work after 14 days off? Let me put it this way, I scheduled a dentist appointment for the first part of my day rather than be working. I haven’t been at the dentist for about 4 years, which explains why my bill was $3372, excluding the cost to have my wisdom teeth removed. But hell, I’ll go get my wisdom teeth pulled to get some additional time off of work. I get the first part of my dental work done next Monday afternoon; I’m looking forward to it
But coming back to work has a complete drag man. I showed up at the crack of dawn, 10:45, and plan on leaving around 5:00, depending. What have I done today? Nothing. I walked around the plant, yelled at a few people, delivered to cans of metal polish to people, and reset my desk. We got our offices worked on over the break and I’ll say, it looks decent. I don’t think it will make anyone act more professional or encourage any sort of positive work ethic. Speaking of which, I just got to the last boss in Zelda for the DS and I’m really excited to play it at work tomorrow to help the time fly. I only hope I don’t get bored at home tonight and inadvertently beat it then.
But I don’t know man, work is a drag. After having 2 weeks off I realize even more now that people who work for a living are nuts. How can you? Not working is the best thing ever. I think it was Socrates that said, “A man who works is a dude that totally sucks.” I’m not as deep as him but I think after reflecting on the whole job deal that I’ve come as close to him as a man can get to a man.
Even now, I’m not working, and if someone asks me to do something, I’m just gonna tell them that I’m on my way to lunch, I just have to fire off some emails prior to, which is a lie. Essentially, I schedule my time around arriving to work, lunch, and leaving work, and try to find ways to fill the gaps in between without actually having to do something, such as writing this or going to the dentist office, which is incidentally paid for by typing this blog.
But coming back to work has a complete drag man. I showed up at the crack of dawn, 10:45, and plan on leaving around 5:00, depending. What have I done today? Nothing. I walked around the plant, yelled at a few people, delivered to cans of metal polish to people, and reset my desk. We got our offices worked on over the break and I’ll say, it looks decent. I don’t think it will make anyone act more professional or encourage any sort of positive work ethic. Speaking of which, I just got to the last boss in Zelda for the DS and I’m really excited to play it at work tomorrow to help the time fly. I only hope I don’t get bored at home tonight and inadvertently beat it then.
But I don’t know man, work is a drag. After having 2 weeks off I realize even more now that people who work for a living are nuts. How can you? Not working is the best thing ever. I think it was Socrates that said, “A man who works is a dude that totally sucks.” I’m not as deep as him but I think after reflecting on the whole job deal that I’ve come as close to him as a man can get to a man.
Even now, I’m not working, and if someone asks me to do something, I’m just gonna tell them that I’m on my way to lunch, I just have to fire off some emails prior to, which is a lie. Essentially, I schedule my time around arriving to work, lunch, and leaving work, and try to find ways to fill the gaps in between without actually having to do something, such as writing this or going to the dentist office, which is incidentally paid for by typing this blog.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
New Year's Resolutions
Is there a point to even saying that we are making resolutions? Im not sure about you all, but I have failed at all of mine for 2007.
1) lose weight...check
2) get out of credit card debt...check
3) stop fucking the FB (we all know who that is, number 1)...check
4) stop eating KFC...check
so I guess my point is that we all tend to make these silly promises to ourselves (goals) that are really a bunch of BS in reality...is there a point to this?
1) lose weight...check
2) get out of credit card debt...check
3) stop fucking the FB (we all know who that is, number 1)...check
4) stop eating KFC...check
so I guess my point is that we all tend to make these silly promises to ourselves (goals) that are really a bunch of BS in reality...is there a point to this?
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