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To My Redskin Fan Comrades... and Tatters

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It's Coming...

Do we have our roles? Do we have what it takes to be champions?

17 days...


You Got Cubed


Cubed Will Happen.

Mr O'Reilly flips the fuck out

I know what you are sayin', "Dude, we've seen this months ago, its getting OLD". But out with the old, in with the NEW. The following is two clips: the first, the classic Bill O'Reilly video. The second? Perfection. Please watch the first one first to remind yourself of the original video.



I hope you watched the top video first



On an unrelated note, the guy who showed be this spins.

This fucking guy...

Bonfire

The latest..... UPDATE:

-Saturday the 31st
-Fiesta Island Meet @ MNiJ/K8/JOB/and the aptly named Sir Notappearinginthisblog's house
-Time: 6:00-10pm

Supplies:
Firewood, Grill, BYOB and Food, S'mores, Blankets, Chairs, Entertainment

Let's get a list of who all is going so we can divide who brings what...

For Sure:
Me
Plumazing
My Name is Jonas
Freak Out
Karen
K8
Konkey Dong
Andy
Wally
Henry
Marek
Erin

Not Attending:
JOB
Marc
Flynn
Sarah

who am I forgetting? Anyone?


[My Name is Jonas]
I'm game for Saturday the 31st. How about we set the starting time for around 6:30? That way it's early enough to get there and cook some food. We can all meet at my place and those people with SUVs can drive. I think that's me and Plumazing, maybe FlynnDiesel. Someone else want to pick up firewood? We can either buy several packs from Vons/Costco or we can relieve Vons of their excess pallets.

As for food, we don't need to do anything extravagant. I'm thinking sausages, hamburgers, and perhaps kabobs for the meat sensitive folks in the group. We'll need to bring a grill, too. If we're doing the fire thing, we might want to bring marshmallows, chocolate bars, and graham crackers. How can I have some more if I haven't had any yet?

Drinks? We can have a cooler full of non-alcoholic beverages and some liquor bottles and beers stashed in the cars. As long as we don't have any cans/bottles on the beach, I think we can get away with it. Plus, we can probably see cops coming from a mile away on Fiesta Island.

As for entertainment, I'm thinking the standards... football, frisbee, horseshoes, boombox (or car stereo), guitars, drumbox. We'll need a bunch of chairs and a few blankets.

Am I forgetting anything?

Oh, right...




How could I forget Tyrannosaurus flying an F-14? ....Awesome...

Are there girls there???

I had to post this before I forgot...

This weekend.

So... I hate office work. I hate it even more now that I get to spend most of my time out of it. I don't mean to bitch, but I've had a taste of freedom and it... is... delicious.

I only write this to make one minor point. I say we make this weekend look like this scene....



RAMPAGE!!!!! I call the Wolf.

Roles for the Movie

As promised, the new movie will be written next month and filming be start in march.
Here are the roles available.
Please don't discuss what roles you are going with anyone.
It's kinda like Fight Club, the first role of You Got Cubed is you don't talk about You Got Cubed.
The second, well, you get the idea.
So. We'll begin auditions whenever I buy a camera for this.

You can talk to me about any of the roles.
All names are subject to change.
Please choose characters based on your availability to waste time on this.

Enjoy.


You Got Cubed Script

Cast:

1.) Barry Bostwick
a. This is prolly gonna be me
2.) Sancho Panda
a. Long time friend and trainer
b. Male
c. Mexican Heritage
3.) Flowers Schulmann
a. Falls in love with Barry
b. Who can blame her
c. Woman, prolly Karen
4.) Stoudamire “Check Mate” Jonez
a. The enemy
b. Competes in Dancing and Calculus competition
c. German
d. Male
5.) Billy “The Shakes” Dirtrat
a. Bookie
b. Male
c. Shady Character in general
d. Ties to fix the competitions for financial gain
e. Bribes Barry
f. American
g. He might be French actually
h. We’ll figure out a new name later
6.) Margaret Thatcher
a. Woman
b. Total Whore
c. Tries to convince Barry to go to the dirty side
d. Has to dress like a tramp
7.) Dr. Bribel Knorchelz
a. We’ll make this guy Indian
b. Native American I mean
c. He’s a doctor that kinda like does stuff during the movie say that Barry’s training to too strenuous
d. Is also against Barry doing drugs
e. Male
f. We’ll give him a feather too, like a headband
8.) Chester Dollarbags
a. This guy is rich and funds Barry’s training and entry fee
9.) Snagglepuss
a. This is Barry’s Zombie brother
b. He eventually dies
c. Male
10.) Bart Darby
a. The American dancer from the street
b. Calculus master but retired
c. He’s sorta like Apollo Creed in Rocky III
d. Male
e. You may have to put on make-up to appear African American
i. This is only preferred
11.) Franz “Roundhouse” Bullschtein
a. German
b. Stoudamire’s Trainer
12.) Burgess Meredith
a. This is Stoudamire’s girlfriend
b. She talks a lot of trash
c. I’m thinking she’ll be American
d. She’s a mild whore
i. Dresses semi-trashy
13.) Ma Bostwick
a. Barry’s Mom
b. She’s Old