Worthlessburger

It's early in the year but I am pretty sure that it's safe to bestow such a glorious honor this early in the football season.


Team of the year honoree:
Washington Redskins.
In response to their endearing appreciation for quarterbacks as to invite "Sexy" Rexy Grossman to interview for a "back up" quarterback position and for signing the illustrious Larry "Scary" Johnson, who had an outstanding season last year, summing up as many touchdowns as I did last year.