I've Been to the Future

Let's face it pussycats, I've been in the future and it's glorious. I know it might be hard to believe without a little explanation but I am more than prepared to do such. If you are standing, please sit. If you are sitting, get the fuck on the floor. If you are on the floor, then just take it easy.

The future is okay. I mean maybe "glorious" was pushing it. It rarely actually benefits my life. It's not as far forward where I can buy stocks and make boatloads of money. And I can't stop natural disasters or keep people from dieing. Truth be said, I am merely 3 hours in the future. Go ahead and look at your cell phone. Trust me, its three hours later where I am; did I just blow your mind?

There is one major benefit I've found by living in the future; I've seen Jeff O'Brien; future Jeff O'Brien that is. I'm not sure how his path has changed since I knew him in the past, but the future is bright my friend. He is now in advertising, oh, pardon me. He WILL be in advertising in the FUTURE. I guess that something to look forward to. Enjoy him in the latest AT&T ad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEcvi9hzWXs

But Mom, Dad, It's the SAFE way to BREAK AND POP

This kid has got the goods...

Here's some fun facts!

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Washington Redskins Do It Again!!!

Not a week goes past where the Washington Redskins do not make a complete mockery of the National Football League. First, they signed Super Bowl "Legend" quarterback Rex "Sexxx Cannon" Grossman over a bar bet lost by Mike Shanahan to the devil in March 2010.

In order to distract the American population from this embarrassment, Washington signed veteran running backs Larry Johnson and Willie Parker. Now the Washington Redskins have an elite running back situation...if the year was 2006. Including Clinton Portis, the trio combined for over 1,000 yards rushing and scoring somewhere between zero and two rushing touchdowns. Nice!

After being the laughing stock of the league, the Redskins now nabbed veteran quarterback Donovan McNabb, making the Washington Redskins the new NFL quarterback club, and I personally LOVE it. Very classy move by the Washington Redskins. Now stuffing the team with quarterbacks, the five of them totaling 144 years of age (which goes up by 5 a year).

This begs a better question; "Who is Richard Bartel from Tarleton State?" (besides the future of the Redskins franchise?) They call him "the Kid", the youngest quarterback on the team (after they cut Colt Brennan) who ages 27 years old and...zero snaps.

Now, 144 sounds like a large number for total years of quarterback experience, but that is just a shade over the combined years of the top three starting running back on the 'Skins. (The Washington Redskins still haven't acknowledged Willie Parker to be on their roster)

Washington fans; please keep in mind it is always darkest before the dawn and although it will seem long, the football season is only a few months. See ya at the combine in 2011.

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