I've Seen Television (part 2)

This is goddamn bullshit.

Shake of the finger to USA network. As we all know, I've been watching a fuckload of television lately and I've just been admiring how fucking bullshit it is.

So I get bored and on USA at 4:00 I get excited to watch one of my favorite cartoons. I scroll through and nearly shit my pants; "nearly" hopefully, when I see "King of...". Although the later episodes where Bill Dauterive gets too creepy, but the episodes are still legit and it's better than all the other crap on television.

So I turn it on to USA and it's fucking "King of Queens"; the worst show in the history of the world. What a fuckin' crock!

I think all of us that watched the 2 girls 1 cup video had the same reaction

ive seen television (part 1)

So I am lodged up in a shitty hotel room with less excitement than I'm accustomed to. So I've taken comfort in the old idiot box and goddamn is it bad. I take particular enjoyment from infomercials.

In one particular instance they were selling concealing make up for women; one issue being red blotches. Their celebrity spokeswoman said that people ask her how her face was so perfect and she said SHE had a secret. Intrigued I listened on. And she told us her secret. She said that her secret was that she literally airbrushed her splotches away. Uh...literally airbrushed them away? What does that have to do with make-up? People are stupid. Until I find something else thy makes me pity the human race....

ninja style

To My Redskin Fan Comrades... and Tatters

Ha... Awesome.



Hat Tip to Kissing Suzy Kolber

Worthlessburger

It's early in the year but I am pretty sure that it's safe to bestow such a glorious honor this early in the football season.


Team of the year honoree:
Washington Redskins.
In response to their endearing appreciation for quarterbacks as to invite "Sexy" Rexy Grossman to interview for a "back up" quarterback position and for signing the illustrious Larry "Scary" Johnson, who had an outstanding season last year, summing up as many touchdowns as I did last year.

YES!!!!!!!

Doggy Dentures

Doggy Dentures...need I say more?

L-Haim Way to Die

Eighties-era teen actor Corey Haim was found dead in a Los Angeles apartment in the early hours of Wednesday morning. The Los Angeles police confirmed the death to TV station KTLA this morning in what it termed an "accidental overdose."

LA County coroner's Lt. Cheryl MacWillie Wednesday told the Associated Press that Haim died at 2:15 a.m. at Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burbank and that no new details will be released until the cause of death is determined by an autopsy.

Too Soon?

Legalized Marijuana

March 3rd, 2010

Local legislation in Southern California are taking acts forward in an attempt to legalize the controlled use of marijuana to the public. This will be the first full scape implementation attempt since Prop 20 of the bill in 2004. When asked how Californians felt about the bill, the consensus was that they were unaware it was illegal.

if Tatters were a dog.....hmmmm